@anglon:

Very awesome! I have to admit though, I kept wanting the robot guys to be Deep Roy.

Be sure to get the Gerber Grow Up Life Insurance for your child before getting them the Gerber knife.

Isn't that where Goku met King Kai?

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Yes, it has fur free genes.

It must mean Idol White has the world's most awesome referral program.

Perhaps to play the MagickaGame, you need the MagickaSchool.

@Dr. Nemmo: I'd have to think he couldn't have been much better motivated.

A bottle of juice only has to contain 10% fruit juice to be legally labeled as juice.

Accountability does tend to influence job performance.

@sktwentysix: Mostly this suggests that the tech support services sucks so badly no one wants to be held accountable.

How lame can a game be when its primary marketing point is "this will really piss off your parents"?

@ringer81: Bah. You know the reason they call them UFOs?

Interesting, considering the number of times Ricky Gervais has popped up on Gawker today.

Gosh, Sam. Why don't your friends trust you?

Will the iPhone cause Verizon to forget all about Android?

I thought buying Cosmo was the hallmark of sexual ineptitude, because every issue I've ever seen on the newsstand hawks an article devoted to some number of sexually related how-to tidbits.

@The Lone Scout: Thanks!

@The Lone Scout: So anorak is British for otaku?

The movie and the TV are a matched pair. You wouldn't want to watch your movie on just any ol' TV, would you? Want to watch the other movie? Watch it on the other TV.