@Josh Wimmer: @A Pimp Named DaveR: @Steve Williams:

#5: Kal-El of Borg.

2nd msg: ASCII graphics picture of the Mona Lisa, topless!

@DexterHaven: The phrases I used were descriptive. If you interpreted them as derogatory, then it was your choice to do so.

@godotmo: If, when you apply the stereotypes in your head to my words you get "deliberate offense" as a (erroneous) result, then you should recalibrate.

@godotmo: I wouldn't choose the word "frivolous", but I might go with "secondary" or even "tertiary". I would suspect most of the Morehouse administration and alumni might say that they are there, at that particular institution, to do more important things than play dress up.

@godotmo: Wouldn't the point of having an all male college in the 21st century be something along the lines of "doing more important things than trying to get laid" or "doing more important things than trying to perfect my modes of self-expression"?

If the guys dressed as gals perceive themselves as essentially female, then why would they want to be at an all male school?

"began to "ping" out of sequence, resulting in a surge of "noise" through the system"

Ms Kelly should learn how to say "I am too ignorant and biased to give your proposed topic adequate consideration."

They should have gotten the mini-van with rear collision detection.

@pwheeler: The only reason Win7 is faster than XP is that the hardware platform underneath it is tremendously faster than when XP was new.

@madog: Windows 7 Starter Edition is the non-Linux default for current netbooks.

It's comforting to know a PhD, millions of dollars, and tongue modification surgery does not automatically make one wise or cool.

It's more allegorical than expressive, but it's amazing to watch.

It's more allegorical than expressive, but it's amazing to watch.

It's more allegorical than expressive, but it's amazing to watch.

And suicide improves the situation how, exactly?

Nice to see the city folk reconnecting with nature.