Can't believe Daulerio gave this the green light.

Johnson was clearly hacked, guys. No one would put their title as Owner of the Jets in a public forum.

Because his protectors couldn't stop the guy. Thanks for that.

That's the last time Kohnke surrounds himself with the entire Bears defense.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

I believe that's the new NSAnta.

Well sure, but his choices were limited. Jim Morrison's already dead.

You sure can tell she wasn't an English teacher.

Idiot. +1

The worst part of it is that Goodell then fined the written record of the oral testimony for its gang affiliations.

On the bright side for Goodell, none of the people in his league will even remember this in a year.

I'd be terrified too if I were him. Once that baboon evolves into a human, he'll almost assuredly be in better golfing form than Donald.

Say what you will about Gangwish's treatment of this poor raccoon, but he tried the same thing a few hours later with a Badger, and it bludgeoned the living shit out of the former living human Gangwish.

Hoyer had widespread support in the locker room. It was a no brainer according to the players in there. "We're big fans of Brian," said defensive end Desmond Bryant. "I'm gonna get a huge contract next year," commented cornerback Joe Haden. "I've never had this many reps in my life," added linebacker Jabaal Sheard.

I'm just sick of these absurdist, non-sensical, navel-gazing, dialectical, nihilistic, reductionist endeavors that start with Too Many.

That monster made him wear a Notre Dame uniform???

+1

"There was nothing racial about it," says Schmidt. "They didn't have any other intention than to just try to intimidate the underclassman by wearing blackface," she continued. "It's okay, I'm *married* to a guy who wears blackface," she finished.

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.