Trader Joe’s watermelon juice stuff and vodka. It’s amazing. I may have 7 glasses (I will actually have 1.5 and then go to bed. #hellaold)

Coroners and ME are not technically the same thing. Coroners are elected officials who may or may not have medical training. Medical examiners are doctors who have trained extensively and know how to correctly perform an autopsy and collect evidence.

A lot of people don’t understand that privacy extends after a person dies. My mom is an ME and she frequently gets people asking if they can view an autopsy, as though it’s a form of entertainment. She always explains that no, they can’t, that the person being autopsied is someone’s loved one. She performs autopsies…

I’m....proud? Of the Democrats?? IS THAT AN EMOTION PEOPLE FEEL???!?!?

Yes, this is correct and good.

How I think we’ll all feel in November

What’s with the rock pile. Are they making a wickerman type idol on their date? Is that what the kids are doing now?!?! I AM SO OUT OF TOUCH

Good news! The majority of Americans disapprove of his Orlando response

I take codeine occasionally for migraines/endometriosis. I can not fathom taking that much codeine at once. Holy shit. I would be dead. Just dead.

Right? He keeps saying things and I keep thinking “You don’t usually have principles, what’s changed recently?”

Him and Lindsey Graham are not pulling punches with Trump.

“I need 100 beers. Exactly. Thank you.”

True story: Kayli is about a 1000xs better at dancing than I am. Maybe 2000.

Yep. The startup I worked for with 100+ employees worth millions of dollars would technically be a “small business” under certain parameters.

Art historians always specialize; it’s impossible not to. No one person can be an expert in all areas of art. Art history is really just a subspecialty of history, with the main difference being that we use objects instead of documents as a our primary sources. Just as a historian who studies medieval or ancient…

I have a masters in art history and modern art is why my area of expertise ends at 1500.

I looked through the pictures. I hope they get to keep the cow painting in the kitchen. Really ties the room together. Also, I too love Tudor revival houses. This is just one more thing to a long list of reasons why I should be friends with the Obamas.

Honestly, I think this was an excellent decision on their part. My parents moved in the middle of my older brother’s junior year. It was so hard for him and made his last year or so of high school really miserable. I think that it’s wonderful that they’re staying in DC for her. She’s had to sacrifice a large chunk of…

Dude, don’t be That Douchey Guy.

I think the issue you’re having is that you’ve never spent a lot of time around someone whose job requires them to interact with the darker aspects of humanity. My mom is a medical examiner. Gallow’s humor is a survival technique. It helps people whose work involves death and rape and violence to get through the day.…