When I worked at Victoria’s Secret in college, the creepiest customers were hands down the guys who came in alone shopping for their “girlfriend” who was, wouldn’t you know it? Just my size -_-

Ted Cruz, GOP presidential candidate and sinister twin of Ratigan

As a lifelong Mariner fan, no. This is par for the course.

I see you too are a Mariners fan. Let’s cry together.

Me singing Guns and ships:

Art historian: Can confirm, this guy is full of shit. It’s the sad gibberish of someone who crammed the night before the final.

Somebody offered you a free trip abroad, but the free luggage they offered is lined with cocaine. Beware of these scams#springbreakingbadly

They don't get it. They get the privilege of some of the best health coverage in the country due to their positions on top of their personal wealth. It's the same crap as Congress. They fundamentally don't understand how their experience with insurance in no way mirrors what the rest of us go through.

Thank you. This is what I was wondering. It seems like the anesthesia is a requirement for the fetus’s well being (if I’m understanding this ridiculous bill correctly). Your information suggests that fetus gets no benefit. All they’re accomplishing is making a safe procedure less safe and significantly more expensive

Does general anesthesia even effect the fetus?

I thought the same thing. I mean, someone had to do it

If low level mob enforcers can run a craps game for years, than there is no excuse for Trump

I understand. When I was 7 I supported George H W Bush because our cat was named Barbara Bush (my Grandpa was an odd duck). That is the last time I have supported the election of a Republican.

So Tay Sachs would be out, as would (potentially) Edward’s Syndrome and a number of others. Fuck these people. Seriously. Lawmakers should have to read through every single grueling description of what happens to a person afflicted with Tay Sachs or any other horrific genetic condition. There a number of genetic…

“The NFL passive-aggressively threatened to pull the Superb Owl from the new Falcons stadium”

Thank you. There are multiple species that can change gender. Nevermind that “gender norms” are socially constructed. Animals have no gender constructs. Animals don’t give a shit. If there is an evolutionary advantage to switching genders, you better fucking believe that an animal will exploit it.

Movies should be immersive. If the audience notices plot holes (of which virtually every movie is riddled with) or get frustrated with inconsistent logic or story telling, it’s a bad movie. Guardians of the Galaxy definitely has plot holes, yet it was widely well received because of the way it was constructed. The…

My dreams of endless wealth (besides not having to worry about having my basic needs met) entail me tipping outrageous amounts and having someone drive me everywhere.

“he is winning with 1/3 of half of the country”

Truth. Except when they aged him up at the end. That was just straight up ridiculous