“The NFL passive-aggressively threatened to pull the Superb Owl from the new Falcons stadium”

Thank you. There are multiple species that can change gender. Nevermind that “gender norms” are socially constructed. Animals have no gender constructs. Animals don’t give a shit. If there is an evolutionary advantage to switching genders, you better fucking believe that an animal will exploit it.

Movies should be immersive. If the audience notices plot holes (of which virtually every movie is riddled with) or get frustrated with inconsistent logic or story telling, it’s a bad movie. Guardians of the Galaxy definitely has plot holes, yet it was widely well received because of the way it was constructed. The…

My dreams of endless wealth (besides not having to worry about having my basic needs met) entail me tipping outrageous amounts and having someone drive me everywhere.

“he is winning with 1/3 of half of the country”

Truth. Except when they aged him up at the end. That was just straight up ridiculous

I would imagine so, particularly for someone with conservative ideas about sex and nudity.

He was on The Tudors, which I can't imagine Stephanie Meyer watching for even a second

“She told me the “alpha dog” method really isn’t the best way to train a dog and it is pretty antiquated (it is based on wolves, I mean really).”

I think the loss of his son has been difficult for he and his family. I think the prospect of a long national campaign was just too much to contemplate while they were grieving.

I am drinking Sprite. I am trying this new, revolutionary treatment called “If you feel ill, don’t push yourself. Stay home and rest. Your work will forgive you.” It’s really uncomfortable. -_-

It’s a gallery. There is no way in hell someone working for a museum as a curator could afford this shit. Contemporary galleries are absurd.

I need to time my Hamilton listening sessions in the car better. I keep coming to work all angsty that Hamilton has BROKEN ELIZA’S HEART HOW COULD HE??!?!?!? It’s becoming a problem -_-

There is a Holocaust survivor who starred in a documentary about forgiving Mengele. She has stated that she did it because hating him and being angry at him was ultimately hurting her and preventing her from healing. The act helped her move on with her life.

The episode of when Avenger quits is one of my favorite episodes of any TV show ever

A nice Malbec. It’s going to help me through this trying night studying organic chemistry.

If your stomach can handle it, naproxen is a godsend. It’s slow release and way easier on your liver. I use Tylenol with codeine on my worst days and become best friends with my heating pad.

I asked her for a comment and she said “Mrow.” So there you go. That settles that

Look at Nick Carter. That family is genetically predisposed to terrible tattoos.

Right? I could have all of my living expenses paid in a week! Crap. Maybe Kanye’s friend will hire me?