Stella! Can’t you hear me yell-a,

That’s not true with Thoroughbreds. They’re required to have live coverings if they want the offspring to be able to race.

Look at the happy baby!!!!

If there was such a thing as the Passive Aggressive Olympics, this guy would be a gold medal contender.

I’m weirdly prudish about these as well. He’s not in my apartment. This isn’t an actual scenario being proposed. And yet, I can’t say yes.

No, she’s not. She advocates for comprehensive sexual education and other things that are actually at odds with the LDS church.

“A lot of victims don’t want to talk about it.”

I definitely have a friend like that. We were awful, awful roommates for each other. Now that time has passed, we’re amazing friends.

I was unceremoniously let go from my job 4 years ago. At the time, it was like a punch in the gut. It was the longest, hardest winter I’ve had to date. I lost my job at the height of the recession, so it took me 3 months to get a decent lead and 5 to get a job again.

I heard of that film! That sounds like a Rocky reboot I can get behind.

Wait, make Don Cheadle Spiderman? I think he’s a bit old. Michael B. Jordan, however, could make a great Spiderman. However, I always picture Spiderman as a young, lanky kid in his late teens/early twenties. Toby McGuire always seemed a bit old for the role. While the recent reboot has it’s problems, Andrew Garfield…

I’m guessing the script was written 2-3 years ago at least. That was when there was a lot of discussion about cyberbullying and the like. I wonder if the writers saw that and thought they were being “edgy” and “hip” by making Dr. Doom a troll....? That’s all I can come up with. Otherwise, I can’t think of a less…

The cast looks great. Unfortunately their talents are being squandered on what appears to be an awful script. Dr. Doom is a blogger. I just, can’t....

Yeah, I’m annoyed that Michael B. Jordan is being wasted on what appears to be a shitty reboot. Couldn’t they have casted him in a GOOD Marvel movie?

They may not be eating her later. Just her children. Wait, does that make it better or worse?

You are an awful human being. Stop trolling these posts. If you genuinely can’t understand that people have bad relationships with their mothers and that this weekend is especially hard for them, then you need to learn some basic fucking empathy. Go the fuck away.

Lisa the Vegetarian. Season 7, I believe. Paul McCartney is in it.

Is it weird that I’m relieved that I’m not the only one who does this? Because yeah, I’m actually relieved. It’s been a long week.

I find it hilarious that she’s running for president with the pitch that she actually “did something” with her life and was “successful” as opposed to Clinton. I am still rather lukewarm on Clinton, but Christ, the woman has been an attorney, First Lady, senator and Secretary of State. She hasn’t exactly been screwing…

He’s a cardiologist and a surgeon. It’s unfortunate that he went down the quack wormhole as he was (is?) a talented surgeon who did a lot for the field. His position at Columbia is due to his work as a surgeon, not because he’s BFF with Oprah.