"The truth is, this bill is a deeply sincere effort to protect both mothers and their pain-capable unborn babies."

I am also on Team Cheesecake, which, the more I think about it, is basically like being pro Switzerland in WWII.

If I have school/work I shower. On the weekends I'll usually skip a day or two. I don't necessarily feel that I need to shower. I do it as a way to prep for my day, if that makes sense.

Reading this made me realize that I was into Beyonce when I was 16 (ok, I still am). I am now 29. Beyonce has basically been around forever in entertainment years.

Try AllRecipes.com. Their instructions are straightforward and they'll tell you upfront (approximately) how long a recipe will take. Most of their recipes will have comments with interesting substitutions. Also, they'll tell you how many times the recipe has been downloaded. Their really popular stuff tends to be…

I fell rollerblading in the park when I was 13 and broke my arm (it was a bad break too, needed surgery kind of bad break). A woman who was walking her dog ran to get help (this was before everyone had cell phones). She eventually found a park employee who called an ambulance. She came back and stayed with me until…

Correction: flanked by two educated PoC (doctor and cop). It's the GOP's worst nightmare. I bet they both vote too.

I love that it's signed by Obama. Not Barack Obama, just Obama, in capital letters.

"Dude: That sweet rape money"

Aren't you just a cute little troll wasting everyone's time here?

This confused me as well. Tempura and bread look nothing alike. At all.

She looks JUST LIKE her mother (who is also gorgeous). At certain angles, she looks like a 15 year old Michelle clone.

I don't understand people who don't properly supervise their children around animals. Kids (generally) are bad with animals. They have a lot of enthusiasm, but they're not able to make the connection between their actions and the reaction of the animal. My parent's dog had a rough life prior to being owned by my…

At Cosby's level, it's largely about money. My cousin, however, is a public defender. He and a lot of the public defenders do it because they really and truly believe that everyone deserves an advocate, even (or perhaps especially) those who have been accused of the worst crimes.

Waking up somebody increases the fun factor of any cat game by at least 5.

Nobody is perfect. I love that Stewart is a Mets fan. As a Mariners fan, I feel an affinity towards anyone who roots for a losing team even though history has taught them time and again that it's a bad idea.

I fell in love with him when he was on the Daily Show and he and Jon Stewart spent basically the entire interview talking about baseball instead of Hamm's recent project.

I can't speak to how well it will work with fries, but a decent cheese sauce I use for steamed vegetables is 1 cup milk, 2 tbsp margarine, 2 tbsp flour, 1 cup cheese. You can make it in the microwave. You heat the butter first, add the flour, mix it together, then add the milk, heat it for 2 minutes. Add cheese, heat…

The best one I found after browsing the Google.

"Also, I hope you know I'm an upright, moralistic heathen even though I don't believe in "God.""