Counterpoint to sexist ad: my mom is a medical examiner and is frequently receives compliments and comments from burly homicide detectives that she is incredibly strong. It's basically her and her assistant who move the bodies all day.

If you think women aren't harassed and stalked by men they've only interacted with via text, you need to open your eyes. Women being up front that they aren't interested in a guy isn't going to solve the problem.

My problem is that whenever I get to know younger guys, they will inevitably start to remind me of my younger brother. From there, any attraction is immediately killed.

"This is even better if you imagine the puppy from this year's Super Bowl ad bark-dictating the announcement. Trust me."

I would be missing organs if I tried to do this with my cat.

That made me so mad. Probably more than it should have. WHO DOES THAT TO INNOCENT STEAK!?!!!??!?

Daww :D Vegan is great. I would eat it more often if I were able to cook tofu with any degree of competence. Sadly, I have to wait until I go out to eat to enjoy it.

As a rare steak loving meat eater, I actually really enjoy going to vegan restaurants. SO MANY VEGETABLES! SO MUCH TOFU. It's a nice variety and it's fun to try new things.

Same! I don't like it, but that's my own issue. I have never, ever ever ever spoken to a couple about their PDA. I can deal with my own discomfort. That's not their problem.

I am also not a big fan of PDA, but I have never made the cognitive leap of "People making out in public, must be prostitution". Why would anyone think that? I have never heard of a prostitute and a customer making out in the street. That's just, weird. and against everything Law and Order has taught me.

There are a lot of really irresponsible backyard breeders who think that because they have a purebred whatever, that it's ok to breed. That is frankly not true. Responsible breeders are incredibly careful about which dogs they allow to breed. They're also very cognizant of the genetic conditions/defects that are found…

Yes. YESSSS. The amount of awful breeding that went into making this dog makes me cringe. To be clear, I don't necessarily have a problem with dog breeding. What I do have a problem with is creating dogs like this with exaggerated features (in this case, its small stature). The only way you get a dog like this is…

Yes. Excellent list. May I humbly suggest the addition of Idris Elba?

Word! Also, if he's never had them before (or never experienced one that intense), it's also a good idea to go.

What's even more amazing about that is that dogs are significantly better at reading facial expressions and understanding human body languages than chimpanzees. Dogs are not only able to pass the point test (aka they understand that when you point at something you're drawing their attention to it), but they can also…

"Also, I know you think you're smart for using "indolence" correctly in a sentence, but no one under the age of 92 uses that word. "

See it's situations like this where Resting Bitch Face really shines. I put on my headphones and my Don't Talk To Me face and lose myself in my book or my knitting.

That the number of teenagers asking you if douching with Mountain Dew will keep you from getting pregnant is greater than 0 is troubling in its own right.

Same! I was really confused. For some reason I thought they got married a long time ago when gay marriage was first legalized. In retrospect, I don't know why I thought that.

I know :( I was really hoping she didn't have it this time. It sounds utterly miserable. I hope she can rest up and relax.