I thought it was so cool when the prez mentioned my hometown in conjunction with 3D printing. It's about time Youngstown was recognized as something besides the city the the Cleveland Browns drive through after losing to Pittsburgh.

I just moved but my roommate still lives there. I used 'Jesus is watching you' for the router and 'The dog's name is Jesus' for the repeater. She has a pitbull. Nobody is gonna mess with her.

If you live in the northeast, tie that thing to a rope and drag it around the streets and sidewalks. No more need of snowplows and shovels.

I need to become rich. Anyone have any ideas on how I can do this? Without robbing a bank... or becoming a Gawker blogger.

What if the aliens communicate some other way? Like telepathy? Man! I'll bet their RIAA has a hard time keeping people from sharing music.

Shakespeare created words and maked grammer misteaks, yet no one gets on his case. As long as the author gets the point across and the facts right (Giz?!), I'm cool. English is an evolving language and it seems the Internet is becoming a bigger catalyst than the Bard.

Can they print me a puppy?

And what will be the first organ they print using this new method? After seeing how well the viagra market took off, I can make a guess.

Sibling rivalry?

Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.

I just noticed... if you watch this commercial you can see the guys carrying the lucky chair from the other Stevie Wonder voodoo commercial.

Oh... the ironing

He played a goblin. A green one.

I just think whoever was running the show didn't want to see the Go Daddy commercial again... the one with the geek sucking face with the hot chick.

You ate a lot of lead based paint growing up, didn't you?

All I can think is... what did they use parking lots for in the 15th century?

OK. Check that off the list. Now find Jimmy Hoffa's body.

Played with one last week at the Fashion Valley, San Diego store. Bit of a pain in the ass using the desktop apps with touch. Probably want to spring for a mouse for such.

How about Ollie "saving" the life of a visiting billionaire named Bruce Wayne?

I'm sure i read this article yesterday. [scratching head]