Now I’m picturing a Britney who’s like Janet from the Good Place, but less informative.

That is a frighteningly apt description. I was going to go with “Like a Real Doll that gained sentience”

we all need delightful magic rn and extra booze.

If it was meant for people to know exactly what it meant, it wouldn’t have been so cryptic.”

Might have to go the ebook route. 58 holds on copies in my library.

Wow. Incredible news. Really looking forward to reading Michelle’s book.

I assumed he was dead or had been rotting in jail in a different state for decades. The idea he’s not only alive, but a former cop, and was apparently in California this whole time is ... wow.

Amateur.

Asking Khloe’s former-step-half-brother (or whatever you call him) for comment is basically the equivalent of asking me.

Clearly these kids broke the first and second rules of Fight Club if the police found out.

That is one prepared witness. My hat is off to her attorney.

Ironically enough, TJ Miller actually had a bomb is his bag.

I like “hygge horror” personally.

I got SO excited when I saw the Marc Jacobs mention. But I don’t see anything from our friend. :(

What, like it’s hard?

I feel like telling you would be like saying Beetlejuice 3 times and I dare not risk it.

Oh sweetie...hunker down...

Maybe whoever that commenter is/was finally got on a decent health care plan with comprehensive prescription drug coverage. Thanks, Obama!

That is amazing.