Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is…

Sabrina the teenage bitch

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

Clarissa Needs to STFU.

That’s what I want in a man: the ability to be the grossest thing in a picture that includes a dead animal carcass.

Why did a high dose of a drug affect her that way? Dunno. It’s a mystery.

I met her at a book signing in like 2007 and when I told her my name she said, “You’re shittin’ me,” and asked to see my driver’s license. (It was admittedly weird of me to ask her to make it out to my full name.)

She’s not a ghost, she’s a Thetan.

Mama warned us, didn’t she?

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

I’m just here for the Nina gifs.

I just love her.

Why would you click this?

Is Demi Lovato dating gorgeous openly gay intersectional feminist DJ and producer Lauren Abedini?

Molly has a dog???????????????????????????

She is wrong. You are right. Dr. Zoe Hart and that whole weird town were great. Or at least great enough to watch during my bouts of insomnia.

well aren’t you mr. edgy.