The goal is to eliminate having to wash towels every day because no one knows which towel is theirs.

I still fondly remember Audrina Patridge’s sponcon pregnancy announcement. So moving.

May I be the first to say, fuck that guy

I can never remember who is which. I am REALLY glad he is not the Jughead one. I like that one, he seems funny and I enjoy his social media posts. And cute, too.

oh the one that has the meadery in BK? Welp, I didn’t need to be drinking more sweet stuff anyway.

Rita Ora?

So he’s the hamburger?

Reggie?

Veronica?

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

THE HEADER IMAGES!!!!!!

Really? It takes me back to Lindy’s review, which was epic.

“Set vibes!” - me everyday at work.

Chris Lowell is a comic gem and I hope this launches him into the stratosphere of opportunity.

Ugh, that was such an awesome little moment.

My husband was like “is THAT what pregnancy tests used to look like???” and I’m like “honey, I was 12 in 1985, I have no clue, I’m only 3 years older than you.”

What I love about Bash is ... he’s the villain of every 80's movie ever. The handsome rich guy with the ridiculous mansion and the lavish parties and the drug robot who’s trying to shut down the summer camp for poor kids.

I totally expected the show to be a bunch of women being catty at each other, fat shaming Carmen, teasing Sheila, and it was SUCH a surprise that it wasn’t that at all.

The roller rink episode was also the one where I finally liked Melrose. It was the moment she started air-drumming with tampons and singing “We’re finally a team! We’re finally a team!” because their periods synced up.