Thank you for the information! I would be so weirded out if a good friend of mine went full alt-right.

Nuh-uh girl, that is a read.

Excuse to post a favorite gif:

She Shookus all night long...

I agree but isn’t this particular movie a true story? I don’t think it belongs quite in the same category because it was Kumail’s real life experience with his current partner and not a fictional creation. Thoughts?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I will never stop being impressed with Dubya’s reflexes there. Also, that look he gives the shoe-thrower: “that’s all you got?”

AUDIBLY CACKLED. 

Buying shorts is my archenemy. Every year I intend to finally buy some because even though I love loose dresses and skirts, sometimes they’re not convenient and/or they fly up. But as a lady with an arse and hips, I just don’t want shorts that are tight around my thighs or that are low rise. Basically I want loose,…

I just want to know who the hell thinks it’s worth it to drive 45 minutes for Chipotle. It’s not that good.

It looks like my Dad AirBnB’d T. Swift’s place with his buddies for the Holiday weekend

Man, I really hope Donal Logue’s daughter is ok.

Jennifer Lawrence is about to promote another movie

I HATE it when people try to honk you into the intersection. I’m not going out there until it’s 100% certain I’m making that light.

So, Asahd can sense evil. What a cute and smart baby.

Cool Cool Cool * reaches for xanax *

I read it as her saying that she’s a scientist now, hence smart-glasses emoji.

Don’t forget scorned astronauts!