For dinner, Khloé eats a fatty fish

Right? When I get too hungry I tend to become a total monster so I feel like I would be constantly angry if I survived on celery and almonds.

yeah, a lot of fruit is high in natural sugars. When I was on a diet that included a health coach, I was told to limit a lot of fruit and to only add lower sugar, lower carb fruits like berries or an orange. I honestly hate most fruit so it wasn’t a problem, but I also love sugar.

If I ate only a shake for breakfast, I would be starving all morning until my next “meal.” I make smoothies (kale, a few berries and some peanut butter) to drink after a particularly tough workout, but I need something I can actually chew for breakfast. Also, I eat relatively healthy and I find that if I never add any…

It would probably sound better if they said “a quarter cup of almonds” or something. But even then..just eat the fucking almonds. They can’t be that bad for you. How many could a person possibly eat before they grew tired of them?

You’d have to put a gun to my head to eat that much celery. And even then, I’d probably still weigh the pros and cons...

My inner gym bro is muttering about how that’s not enough protein, but my inner gym bro would live off of mainlined whey powder shakes and salmon sashimi if I’d let him.

That is a lot of fruit and natural sugars. I thought the new health craze was no fruit?

I’m weirdly interested in what people eat — maybe because I really like food. But Khole’s day of food is just depressing. And has made me realize that there will never be a life for me that does not include cookies, pizza, or ice cream on the regular.

I think she forgot meal 8

1) thank you for posting this here. I was at that level of curiosity that *almost* made me click on the article, but then I gave up.

The ‘12 almonds’ killed me.

Jesus christ, I have no problem with celery, but the thought of eating a whole cup of celery (how are they measuring it? Chopped up?) at once sounds awful.

Thank you for not making me click. You are doing the Lord’s work.

Meal descriptions like this just make me cradle my large belly with happiness. I cannot imagine a world where I’m fulfilled, spiritually or calorically, by “one cup of tomatoes with 12 almonds.”

Sometimes (okay, frequently) I think, “if I ate better, I could be skinnier”, but then I see shit like this. A flat tummy and skinny arms are not worth this. Nothing is.

I am sure they will both shake it off.

“artist commonly referred to as a snake emoji”

Yeah I’m alright with her doing whatever the shit she wants with her body, even if it’s something I would not choose to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I feel like that was the 15th country music awards show of the year already.