Darren Criss’ pelvic region looks oddly Ken doll-like...

So Darren Criss is an actual Ken doll.

#forthetroops

Ariel, everyone knows if you wanna post a sexy bikini shot on Memorial Day make sure it’s an American Flag bikini.

“Tell your children they should vote today?”

Beat me to the punch

(literally cannot think of another Danzig song. Tries to make devil-lock hair joke. Fails.)

i tried but i’m not good with anything related to making memes

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

If you want to find hell with me ...

And stay away from that baby-chopping shop! I mean it, mister!

kicked Disick to the curb (where he summers, winters, springs, and falls)

Teachers wouldn’t be walking at graduation anyway.

Veep is a great show. Why should we be deprived of that? Also it has a worldwide, not just American, audience so again why should we be deprived of that?

lol imagine hearing that a new season of Veep is coming and wondering “Is this necessary?” What is wrong with you.

I’d find it amusing if after every time someone said something about her after one of these traps she didn’t scream “body shaming!” or some such shit.

It happens occasionally when heads match up with torsos on dating apps. It’s like the Super Mario 3 match up game, but IRL.

Off topic, but this is weirding me out.

I go back and forth with this one. On one hand I thinks she’s absolutely in on the joke and doesn’t give a shit because she’s finally free of her mother’s clutches and she’s gonna do whatever the hell she wants. On the other hand I do worry a little that there’s a cry for help hiding under all that thirst and I want…