I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

Me, looking at at Tara Jacoby illustration (and getting ready to read a Clover Hope article)

instead of this BS debate can we all just gather together and be outraged about Ron’s lack of fiery ginger locks?

Two things of note from the KLOSSY vid:

Steve Harvey continues his streak as THE WORRRRRST.

Seems like Steve harvey has that rare talent of being terrible at multiple things simultaneously.

“everything happens for a reason!”

Ugh. Why does Mystery have to ruin Joshua Tree as well?

Wasn’t he engaged five minutes ago to someone else? I haz the confuse. I’m old. Where’s my soup!

“We love making chocolate, and we have the audacity to think that we are pretty good at it too.”

The cake chocolate is a lie. Hell, Hershey’s uses rotten milk in their bars. It’s all terrible. Merry Christmas!

“Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?”

Or one of those large green bags for leaves. Or would that be a “rake bag”?

No, that’s a shag bag.

Me in that giant cheese wheel of pasta.

[SPOILER: They’re still making new episodes of ‘The Big Bang Theory.’]

It’s fitting that the picture is taken in a desert. I can picture every vagina in a 100 yard radius of him drying up like one.

What is a Mystery, and why is he polluting the Joshua Tree National Forest with his fecal presence?

So, here’s what your more nuanced explanation tells me:
A person whose job requires him to analyze pop culture did not do any research before passing judgment on a film/actress he knew nothing about. Said reaction was sexist and assholish. After realizing he was wrong, his back-handed apology only amplified his…