Ok, I'll bite. Free speech does means that idiots have the right to say fucked up, offensive words. It also means that every right-thinking person has the right to tell them just how fucked-up and offensive it is and how it makes them look like an ignorant and irrelevant dinosaur. Democracy, yay!

Look at you, all high and mighty, not beating women and not throwing stuff through plate glass windows. La-di-da, aren't we fancy!

"Brown responded, "You sound really perfect brother... How can I get those VIP tickets to the pearly gates bro... Seems like you have it down.""

Can you make one for me too pls?

K then teach me how to cross stitch soI can also have one. Wait, that's vain as hell. "Oh what's that?" "A comment I made that I thought was pretty great. No big, just like my own self that much."

UuuUuUuuUugh. So fucking sick of hearing people say "I mean THIS when I say this horribly offensive word, not the actual definition." So say a different fucking word that actually means what you're trying to say. It's really not that hard.

This is the same logic white people use when explaining their use of the n word. "It's not a word against black people, it's a word against ignorant people!" No. For the most part, when the word is used, it's either used from one black person to another or a non-black person calling black people niggers. You don't get…

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

Congrats on not reading the article.

Janelle Monae looks fantastic.

Me, too! I just wrote my own lengthy comment about how great a magazine it is. And sometimes they include really sophisticated cooking techniques - like it's not just for suburban families but real cooks who want to create something interesting and nuanced. I love it so much and still dream about this enchilada recipe…

I love Jack White, but I'm concerned that he's turning into Edward Scissorhands.

This is great! Cooking Light is one of my favorite cooking magazines. It's not just about lighter, more diet-y food. The recipes are almost always pitch perfect, the photography is stunning, and the writing itself is smart and unpretentious. Anyway, I love the magazine very much and I think Michelle Obama kicks all…

I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?

Oh Kanye, what are we going to do with you? I thought it was a joke, until he made his comments after.

I have never considered buying Cooking Light until this minute but I want to know those stir-fry secrets!

At what point does Kim start getting seriously offended by Kanye's raging hard-on for Beyonce?

literally don't know anything about the Simpson sisters other than the fact that they get pregnant

I wonder, too! It certainly didn't seem to hide it's cheesiness at all.