What a world we live in where I start my day by thinking “I believe Aubrey O’Day in this case”. 2018 is crazy.

now we’re talking

that’s pretty good info tho!

he’s 72 and she’s 24.

Congrats to Don’s girlfriend on getting her braces off recently!

I also gave a side eye to the descriptor “slim”

Almost a year to the day since this story came up last time...almost like...i don’t know. a bird or something. rising from the ashes.

this is the dream.....

first of all, RIP PSH.

drunk manicure = an early morning google of “how to get nail polish out of bed sheets”

it should take like 30 minutes minimum. queue up some BBC nonsense and zone out.

a lesson to all of us, keep your Matt Damons out of direct sunlight

ooooh girl, I love a good stoned manicure. It’s the only way I can make myself go slow enough to not be sloppy.

I wish I came up with it, but it would be easily verified that I didn’t. and its not mean! he was on breaking bad! he made meth!

What a horrible way to find out I am ALSO not invited to Kiki and Meth Damon’s wedding.

i couldnt figure out what her motivation was for doing any of the dumbass stuff she pulled.

gypsy was so bad

Def does. I’m a bangs lover and owner, in case there was confusion. That’s why I can’t abide by Bad Bangs.

the wig budget was small.

I definitely thought of this during!!!!!!!!!