People do weird shit all the time.

Do people really creep around a gas station, spying on guys using premium, then lining up behind them even though there’s 3 empty spots?  All for a splash of the upper crust juice?

Pro Tip: To get a whole tankful of premium, when the owner goes in to pay, drive away in their luxury car.

If I saw this I’d flick a cigarette at them.

Chrysler said the phone was capable of storing 100-phone numbers.

The people who really need to hear this are the asshats literally pouring gas onto the ground because they would rather commit environmental crimes than risk having a drop of low-octane swill touch their FiNe LuXuRy AuToMoBiLe

Your plebe car isn’t going to benefit from higher octane gas anyways.

Hard to believe that offering mainly gas-guzzling old tech vehicles at insanely high prices – and marketing them with a strong jingoistic vibe – isn’t a recipe for success. And hoping that the other pricey/quirky brands — Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, brands with poor reputations for quality – will appeal to…

And then running them even more poorly. The push to take Jeep way upmarket was blatantly bad, adding some high-end was fine but doing so while axing out 2/3 of the bottom models was dumb (and the 1 left is getting pretty long in the tooth). And they have let the Wrangler get out of hand, the starting price is too high…

Yup, words no longer mean anything in Stellantis’ world.

I don’t understand. How could it not when you have a bunch of American cars that are too big to sell anywhere else in the world, and a bunch of European cars that are too small to sell in ‘Merica, and then you don’t bother to try to share crossover platforms until way too late and then produce sub-par cars for too…

Corporations are people too*.

Also, this shit is hilarious

“Stellantis said it took exception to the letter and that it doesn’t believe public personal attacks are the most effective way to solve problems.”

Didn’t the perp ever see Predator? Even Arnold figured out how to disguise himself from an advanced alien’s thermal imaging.

It should have been described as a thermal imaging drone. It's not like he was mobik being chased by Ukrainians. 

I once hid in a duck pond after stealing and crashing a Lime scooter in Lichtenstein Elbow. (Also, an acquaintance of mine hid in a lagoon after stealing and crashing a golf cart in Corsica Torso; not to mention my cousin, who hid in a water park wave pool after stealing and crashing a unicycle in Isle of Man Pelvis.)

Hey, he stole the thing in Virginia. NC was just *on the way* to Florida.

I was just on a jury where we heard a case of a person charged with possessing a stolen vehicle and eluding police when they tried to stop him. At least where I live, there are usually at least 1 Cessna aircraft patrolling the skies over the city and when a police car thinks they have encountered a stolen vehicle,…

Where in Florida...