I had three RX-8s and raced them. Believe me, I know. It was in jest.

Mazda RX-8.

There’s no other answer. Shortest slideshow in Jalopnik history. 

There are a lot of candidates for this list, but I’m going with one of the more attainable ones.

Because at a minimum it inconveniences the homeowner and access to their own property while the house the car should be parking at isn’t inconvenienced.

Not only not the a-hole, but no need to even ask. Block a driveway, get towed. That's a fundamental rule pretty much everywhere regardless of all the rest. 

Not the asshole:

The actual Hoonigan likely didnt have anywhere near this much debt or business volume. They were basically a merchandise and media production company. The nugget hidden in this article is that Wheel Pros, a MUCH bigger company, bought Hoonigan last year and renamed themselves Hoonigan. The company that went bankrupt…

“Hey Steve, you figure this part is broken, or did it dangle like that from the factory?”

Alanis Approved.

What? They can’t tow it? What could go wrong? Oh. yeah. that. 

The vehicle collision required to cause that sort of damage to the drivey bits would surely have caused a similar degree of damage to the surrounding shiny bits.

I’m guessing the truck hitter has no insurance, and the hitee’s insurance has absolutely no idea how to value this POS.  

It’s running and looks pretty nice for its advanced age. While I suspect there would be some sobbing when repairs reared their ugly heads that’s still a NP.

A running, driving, stick shift Swedish convertible from the land of no road salt for under four grand?!? NP at his original price, much less five hundred smackers less!!!

If I can be assured that parts are readily available and there are people around with the know how’s to keep it running, I would vote NP.

I didn’t think Viggens were this cheap, 4k is a steal. Easy NP even with higher mileage.

Headlight wipers.

I doubt that he “failed to spot” but more likely ignored. Like all these idiots that see a height restriction yet continue forward taking out their bridges and trailers.

Revoke the license of this idiot. Signs shouldn’t even be needed to have a modicum of sense to not drive a massive truck — ALSO filled with tons of rock -- over an old wooden bridge.