He mentioned Wii U in the article. Try reading for once instead of going off the picture.

Whether or not a game is anyone's game of the year contender holds no bearing on whether or not it gets a GOTY edition. It's an industry term at this point. It's the generic name for the all-in-one bundle. Don't read too much into it.

So in other words, wait for a Game of the Year edition with everything on disc?

This makes me think the Roomba tried to save the house it loved by desperately trying to find the off switch and being unable to, all the while it burned and slowly melted as it desperately tried to make sure the house wouldn't burn down, until it finally accepted that the only way it could be saved is if it just laid…

Oh god...it's all so macabre! Flames and beeps and an almost Victorian notion of propriety.

There are just so many things wrong with this story...

Someone forgot to turn both the oven and robot off, sounds to me like they just wanted to make a story of it.

Why the robot fuck would you use a Roomba on your counter to clean up cereal? Lifting a Rooba sounds like it might actually be a little bit more work than sweeping the cereal into a trashcan with your arm. For that matter, why would you leave the house with your stove on? Glass top stove or not, that's just some bad…

What if it was just trying to clean up the mess it was leaving behind as it melted?

Anyone else think this is total BS?

They're fucking lucky that their house didn't burn the fuck down. Who the fuck leaves a stove on while they're out of the house?

And they're so lazy that they used a Roomba to clean up cereal from a countertop!!!

A thousand years from now the way we structure a sentence will have changed, and new words and ideas will emerge but they'll still be using most of the same colloquialisms, icons, words that we use, sing the same songs - many of which we've been using for the last thousand years. Boats will go in Knots, people will…

Yeah, but it wasn't an autobiography, so you can't blame Him for the writing.

are you sure YOU hide it out of your own free will in weird places?

"The Death Star carried more than 7,000 TIE Fighters".

Oh please, what a lame cliché. I was simply pointing out that anti-materiel rifles on a parade are kinda ridiculous. But you had to bring nationality into it.

Compensating for something?

George Washington thinks of the children, but not the British children.