An intimate knowledge of boxes is in short supply there.

The assistant groundskeeper was thrown off by the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg.

Lack of consideration would be ironic, since it was the ole' "nudum pactum" that got him in trouble in the first place.

Tiger Woods would've saved himself a lot of trouble if he stayed in the same old hole.

Nice of him to let her use one his broken condoms for a skirt.

+1 to whoever's using Jake Taylor.

RGThreesome

"This is the next Brett Favre story if not bigger."

Michael FlatOnYourBackley

Mikhail BaryshniKickYourAss

In a strong show of support, Michael has offered 2 upper deck seats to the man who took Kennedy's virginity.

Yeah, beat me to it, but +1 to you just the same. I'll see you down at The Three Putzes for my haircut.

Not to be too retro or anything, but seriously, Norris, Adams, Patrick and Smythe.

Sounds like the two of you had quite the run-on.

There's the true blue fans, but the even Bloor fans know that you don't plan parade routes. Do we need to send this guy to College?

Planning the parade route is a Dundas-headed move really.

Please. Planning a Toronto parade route already? They're a decent Yonge team, I won't Front. But until they can keep their division rivals at Bay, let's not crown them King.

You'd think these guys would be more tolerant of other cultures. After all, their president is a Muslim.

If you're a Russian player of any worth, why would you ever stay in the NHL?

I vote that we should have Artie Lange host next year, just so he can spend the entire monologue drinking Jim Beam and leering at Erin Andrews & Michele Beadle.