Am I the only one who thought "standing blowjob?"

Someone get Maury Povich on the phone, I've got a show idea...

RedSkinemax

The Japanese sure do love white liquids in the face...

The team will have to be renamed within six months when he gambles away the intellectual property rights to the Hornets trademark.

"His momma named him 'Clay,' I gonna call him 'Clay.'"

I keep waiting for a call from Keith Hernandez and Clyde Frazier to be in a Just For Men commercial, but the phone doesn't ever ring - and that's why they are tonight's "Worst People In the World."

Only George Brett could create a bigger shart than the 2013 Yankees season.

2013 Sports Human of the Year - put it in the books. Done. No one can top this.

Her husband, Hot Karl, was very proud of the engraved glass coffee table she brought home as first prize.

Milk, More Milk, Lemonade, Fudge From Around the Corner?

Listening to FDNY now - the fire is near 103rd St. in Queens. Heavy fire on the tracks with a train involved.