Like, like, but not, like, like like. Y’know? Pass me a multiple-choice note during math class, we’ll straighten it out.

Alex, I’ll take “Stupid Things Universities in the South Say” for $200 please.

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

I knew it all along! You’re a shill for the National Rock Association!

“The military is too complicated. Our soldiers show go back to throwing rocks.”

D. Trump - Commander in Chief

I’ll just go ahead and save the grand jury a lot of time and effort: The answer is “yes”

Clearly he’s never been to a Knicks game. 

From my first-hand experience, the women at ad agencies are every bit as crass (or whatever you want to call it) as their male counterparts, so you might be surprised. Most agencies these days are extremely diverse at all levels due to the fact that they are no longer just marketing towards white males so they…

I’ll see myself out.

Well, it’s after 5 somewhere in the world. Nazdorovye!

If the Reagan national airport stops.

Kushner is basically LARPing as a big Washington DC power player. His work is the equivalent of someone throwing a bean bag like it's magic lightning and yelling "Got you!"

“It’s not high treason, it’s alternative loyalty.”

If the collusion happened, it happened a long time ago

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

It’s about time men have something that lifts and separates.

It’s about time men have something that lifts and separates.

The 40+ hour work week is ridiculous and it’s time it was abolished.