But you should always listen to Patton Oswalt’s breakdown of Christmas Shoes.

Fun private corporate jet story: Years ago, I worked on the reshoots of a Rob Reiner film in Aspen. I think it was scheduled mostly so that Rob and the crew could go skiing. I was totally broke at the time - so no skiing for me. The production office asked me if I wanted to go home early on the “Lear” with Rob. I said…

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

DREDD WAS A GOOD FUCKING MOVIE.

it’s a diversity double whammy!

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

The two white dudes who essentially abandoned two women in a van to drown? Basically just got fired. Tell me again that this isn’t about skin color.

It’s true.

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

Is this administration just going out of their way to check off every one of the “domestic abuser” cliches?  “You made them get so angry they sent you bombs” is right up there with “its your fault I got so angry I hit you” defense.

You can take Megyn Kelly out of Fox but can’t take Fox out of Megyn Kelly.

He couldn’t make weight.

Khabib’s former teammate could not be reached for comment

He still has a stronger backbone than all of the owners in the league combined

“I really don’t want to waste a lot of time responding to outdated, inaccurate, ignorant, idiotic statements.”

“It’s complicated.”

I really like Gaga without the heavy makeup and dyed hair and all. She’s a natural beauty.

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!