Sounds like they need to change their name to PaulRyanair

Strange: usually the Jets only brawl with the Sharks.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

“The simplest possible explanation for what’s become a sprawling mess is that these people are”

unfathomably fucking stupid, every single last one of them. 

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

How many games is the kneeling suspension up to now? 56?

The first player that responds to one of these pseudoscientific psychological tests by punching the team’s GM in the nuts should automatically be drafted #1.

Got that one, too

for years i wanted to make one that said “Left Behind & feelin’ fine!” but i’m afraid no one would get it but me.

Srsly. And ignorant, privileged members of that society are going to tell you that this is a heart-warming story because it (temporarily) made the girls happy. That speaks volumes. Enough children of homeless mothers to make a girl scout troop. I just can’t.  

Well that just takes the cake, or the cookie. Poverty and homelessness is such a common aspect of US society that there are enough children of homeless mothers to make a girl scout troop. And when they sell cookies, it is a heart-warming news story? Wow.

It’s really too bad that someone trying to do a good thing and donating profits to charity annoys you. You should maybe do some self reflection.

Because we live in a country where the kind of laws that should be on guns are on beer and wine instead.

And I hope someone you scream and harass punches you in your fucking face.

Obligatory.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

sometimes people just need their ass beat

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

“submit to our husbands”