I'm sorry, but if I'm reading content online for free, than I accept that the website is selling access to me as their revenue stream.

How do we know you're not lying to us NOW????

So you had South Park's guidance counselor as a teacher? "mmmmmOkay?"

I'll explain my favorite hacks this way: I have binder clips everywhere...

That is weird. The Peanuts character I usually associate with hallucinations is Woodstock.

While visiting over the holidays one year, I thought I'd be helpful and replace a leaky ballcock assembly on my mother-in-law's guest toilet. Unfortunately the pipes leading to her toilet had become brittle, so in the process of completing the repair the pipe shattered, flooding the back bedroom.

Check for these at tool discounters like Harbor Freight. I bought mine for $10 at Menard's as a black Friday doorbuster.

Yeah, nobody will ever figure out that 30 is hot, 20 is nice, 10 is chilly and zero is ice.

And don't order out for p*ssy.

Left to his own devices, he might have blurted out, "HOLY SHIT WE MADE IT!!!"

My wife is in charge of the coupon clipping and sales research. We get a bundle of coupons and sales flyers tossed in our driveway each week by the local news carrier (Courtesy of the town's newspaper). Our neighbor (an Army officer stationed at the Air Force base down the block) gives us his bundle too.

Never go more than 42 months (3½ years) on a car loan. Depreciation means you spend most of the loan period under water. That means you're one accident away from having your car totaled and having to fork over cash out of your own pocket to pay it off — without a replacement car.

I had wanted to do something like this for a while. My current dryer uses auto sense for the cycle (so the time varies), and it has no alarm for the end of the cycle. I had wondered if I could use an induction sensor to read the current passing through the 220V outlet.

I heard this years ago from a Sports Medicine specialist regarding hydration. Your kidneys filter out toxins and water from your blood. When you're starting to dehydrate, the kidneys conserve water, and your urine turns yellow or cloudy. He said the rule of thumb is, if the water you're passing doesn't look like the…

Me, too. I fear the dog is going to get fat.