Smirk4Food
Smirk4Food
Smirk4Food

What about Cajun gravy with Andouille?

If you’re mixing mayo and Worcestershire sauce, aren’t you making Miracle Whip?

Easy mnemonic on the weight of water: A pint a pound the world around!

I use clothespins.

1. An infrared thermometer to read pan temperatures for frying

You can caramelize onions in your pressure cooker. I make home fries with caramelized onion every Saturday morning (along with bacon, sunny side up eggs and English muffins).

And the one thing I enjoy about Mr. Rogers was his field producer — the one who filmed him riding the escalators at the mall. It was none other than George Romero. Of “Night of the Living Dead” fame.

White dopes on punk!

I searched the list of earlier replies and I didn’t see Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.

I searched the list of earlier replies and I didn’t see Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys.

In Omaha, it’s Lil Burro for Tex Mex, The Drover for steak, Al Basha for Middle Eastern, and The Dundee Dell for Reubens (WHICH WERE INVENTED HERE SCREW YOU NEW YORK!).

Two stories:

Speaking of Spain, is Franco still dead?

Alton Brown’s guide is stir while counting 10 seconds. Once you reach ten, “Walk away. You’re done. Just walk away.”

Adopting a kid AND working as a storm chaser?

That’s David S. Pumpkins. Any questions?

That MLB proximity rule will probably come as a surprise to the short-season A teams in Brooklyn and Staten Island.

Wouldn’t Whitman’s column been published in 1858?

The solution is obvious. SHE’S A WITCH!!!!

Yeah, turning a Roald Dahl book into a movie. Silly idea. Next thing you know, we’ll have James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory....

if those of my household have never said,
‘Who has not been filled with Job’s meat?’—