I think I used too many big words and correct grammar. Bad trolling.

I love that you said 5'8 was medium sized because I really could use a confidence boost today

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Don’t jump off a dam. Vote for someone who will have her thrown from one.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

I’m never going to get used to that logo/uniform. Or the team name. Everything about this team seems like it belongs in a big-budget movie about professional hockey that wasn’t able to get an NHL licensing agreement.

Based on that breakdown, I would say it’s the fucking boomers that are the issue. Like always.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

I don’t think you can really give Elway credit for trying to shoot himself in the dick but only hitting his foot.

Ezekihell.

More people can dunk.

Unpopular opinion: As an athiest democrat, that believes in diversity, I struggle to understand the popularity of seeing people fired for writing their opinions, even if its not my cup of tea. There are so many kind people ive met, that I think are completely delusional people, i see them praying to magical beings,…

It is good to remember that these people don’t want free speech. They want freedom from criticism for themselves.

What people fail to grasp is the fact that the google employee wrote a manifesto of sorts is him exercising his right if free speech. But guess what - he works for and is employed by an entity. And entity that can punish you for what you say. Punishment applied.

Fathers be good to your ballers

Third take:

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Such poor planning. No security, or velvet ropes, and you arrange the expensive ass art like a giant game of fucking dominoes.

The good news- only one of the pair was harmed. The other lympian was unscathed.

Leave it to the Knicks to always take the Hardaway.