I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I disagree.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

they also served their time. he isn’t pardoning people who are currently in jail. they should be able to come home just like anyone else who pays their debt to society.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

They don’t issue the death penalty for enabling child sex abuse over four decades. They don’t issue it for sheltering a team full of sexual predators. I think UNC’s gonna be fine.

Especially the half white part.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

Hamilton,

So how did they react when they found out that Trump was President of the United States?

Do you think it’s plausible that a lot of Republicans would prefer to see Obamacare in place, and so continuing to bicker and failing to reach an agreement is actually a politically safe way of ensuring Obamacare stays? (as opposed to openly supporting it or something and risking the ire of all the rednecks and hicks…

They can all point the finger at the other guy, say they tried, and keep the legislation that their constituents hate in name but love in practice.

Your graph disproves your point that Trump jokes are “ruining” Deadspin, as the fall in traffic coincides with the presidential election. One might hypothesize that traffic was high during the election due to Trump jokes, and that once he was elected they stopped being so funny.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

22 new QBs! One of them has to hit.

great, that can can be your obituary