Also, I was debating whether or not to discuss your moral stance here, but the more I look at this:

Why is it "foreign cheapie shit"?

Default = White Male. Only change default settings in case of emergency! There's no REASON for anybody to be indian, female, or any of those other interchangeable "Ohh All Right We'll Issue A Token" diversity checkboxes that spoil alllll the fun.

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

"Um. Am I Warchief now?"

Late Orc: "Hey guys, what's going..."

if you had actual regenerations, you would be a time lord... why would you ever throw that away to witness this when you could just actually travel time and space

You say you don't fee threatened, but he's killed you at least once already.

Who wore it better?

Last night, I saw one in my game that had a face that basically looked like a giant piece of old, stale popcorn dipped in snot. I could barely look at him. It was awesome.

I had one called Ishmog the Undying who was immune to pretty much all damage besides ranged and explosions. He was stupidly difficult to kill, when I finally did (through a combination of bow shots and campfire explosions), I felt so good because we was such a prick.

I wonder if he also happens to have a law degree?

Yes they are. Each time an unranked orc kills you, it turns into one of the nemeses like the ones you see above. And as the game goes on they grow as well—either becoming more powerful and scary by leveling up or more wounded and pitiful if you keep killing them. It's a really fascinating process to watch and…

I spent two hours last night trying to kill Mugkruk Ghast Hunter (or something to that effect). I died about a dozen times in the process, so he was a "legendary" orc by the time I finally caught him away from his attending hoard. He'd started as just one of a mob of orcs that I foolishly tried to take on while low…