Having taken the Spanish language track in school, my "omellete du fromage" education from Dexter's Lab was unsurprisingly very little help. x)

I like to think of it as Twin Peaks as written by Stephen King. I highly recommend it. The biggest complaint I can think of for the game is that you spend too much time in the woods.

Here is the definitive Twin Peaks game:

Be still, my heart.

Shame... I had such fun locking this old bitch in the freezer...

Not bad, but I still have to give this one to Crystal Graziano...

Asuka, about six seconds before she berates Shinji for reasons.

Very cool, tiny custom LEGO mechs from builder Brian Kescenovitz. They might be minifig-scale, but he was still able to put in so much stuff and make them look so detailed. Just look at those legs.

~ player.setav carryweight 100000

Well 26.1

Laugh all you want but that kid has a "26.2" sticker on his fucking bike now and you don't, assholes.

That kid ate pavement, which is certainly an upgrade from traditional Scottish fare.