Oh boy, this bullshit I made years ago is RELEVANT AGAIN

brb, hunting madly about for my Golden Sun kart for the 6,789th time.

I’m going to see if I can’t get this running on my Raspberry Pi.

What is it with Kotaku and Io9 having staffers that don’t know anything about the topics they’re writing about these days? It’s not Hyrulian. That’s not a thing. It’s Hylian.

I’d put my fist up their backsides.

“Hey, you, the person paying a lotta money to go see Rihanna and Beyonce in person”

Just take him to a pokémon center, guys.

Incorrect.

Now look, I’m stupidly excited over this new Ghostbusters film, but that doesn’t mean I can’t lust after some meaty, meaty Murray cock.

What is up withJapanese animated characters and nazi imagery? I see it constantly and I’m just confused why this is such a constant thing in their design choices.

I sent all of the people with the highest endurance out into the wasteland to scout around and spent the next hour setting up a super-efficient vault.

So that’s how the series will end: not by White Walker, not by Wildings, but by Radroach.

Nah, you were only my enemy in the comics.

It’s been almost three years now since the last time I had any dealings with that scene, and with any luck, no new upstarts will ever show up looking for someone to make a name for themselves with.

Hey, it started out as an awesomely fun ride. I’ll always have that to thank you for. That, and for introducing me to a certain time traveling femme fatale.

I was indeed working alone. It started out fun, a shared blog, some fun photoshops, almost immediately I decided to strike out alone. I met my ‘nemesis’ pretty quickly, and it was her friend who ultimately became my enemy.

I had help on the way back from the craziness, more than I deserved.

We will ask the questions here, comrade.

See, I had a idea a few years back that would have fixed all of this. Since DC doesn’t like Martian Manhunter much these days, the reboot would have been a prime opportunity to mash him and Superman together. Make Superman a true alien, not human looking, merely humanoid. Have him have to concentrate to be able to…