At this rate, who knows what the Gods and Monsters version of Wonder Woman is going to do?

I fail to see how something everyone already knows about is a lifehack.

Written by Mark Leach.

In the first Fable game you grow a beard after being imprisoned.

I've done this in the past while I wrote. Just put a track from Skyrim or Mass Effect 3 on and loop it endlessly.

I never watched even a second of August Underground. Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't my freaking bag.

New energy power? New costume? I feel like we've been down this road befo...

I do what I can.

What, Lindsay Lohan hasn't sued them yet for using her likeness?

Someone needs to overdub Amel's dialogue here over the actual opening of the show.

obvious troll is obvious.

Yeah ... I see a night elf and a tauren. That's basically where the similarities stop.

A movie is on TV. Four boys are walking down train tracks.

Chock full of Pokémon books!

Again, I'll drag out my anecdote of how, earlier this year, I went to WonderCon and accidentally called a badass King Thranduil cosplayer Tauriel.

Huh. I'm surprised.

Halo 3? Is this not the Silent Cartographer map from the first Halo?

Oh, boo hoo. Gen 1 and Gen 2 both had great pokémon in them. Gen 3 even had some great critters running around. If anything, Game Freak and Nintendo have revised and tweaked the gameplay formula to be a LOT better than it was in the original game.

Two of them are Egyptian, and we all know that Egyptians are actually white, right, Hollywood?