Okay, so here's my only issue with this: vehicles in the GTA series are notorious for steering like a port-a-john filled with cinder blocks, so in order to incorporate the ability for you to drive AND look around at the same time (as it shows in the trailer) would they not have to pretty much re-write the game's…

Lookie lookie, I got Hookie.

My God, the Unsolved Mysteries theme... I would change the channel every time it came on as a kid so I wouldn't have to hear it.

Dorkly has some good bits here and there, but they go after the low hanging fruit WAY too often. Hell, just yesterday they posted a comic that was stolen almost word for word from an Io9 article from earlier in the same day.

THAT HORN.

"I'mma tell my mom."

Let's say for a minute that I was, say, Felicia Day. I speak up about Gamergate, and the punks doxx me. That's a thing that has actually happened.

Rather, it was a webpage that played the Lavender Town theme while I read the story—and at a critical moment, the music changed into something horrible, freaking me the fuck out.

Oh, Nicolas Cage. You are ROCKING that panda hat, bud.

Video is now private. Apparently someone didn't like that Kotaku used their video for this?

Do they serve the same purpose?

WELP.

Hi, Smeagol here, San Diego resident here.

Because she knows nothing, Jon Snow.

I've no time for vague strangers on the Internet. Later, gator.

I'm not even sure what it is you're trying to insinuate. Are you attempting to insult me in some way?

Yes, my wife. Who I've been married to for the last nine years and have a kid with.

My wife once complained about the anime I was watching, asking why I was watching 'that foreign cheapie shit.'

I would give all of my remaining regenerations for this to be a real ride I could go on.