True story: a goose once came at me. I whacked that sucker right on his bill. The goose backed down when it realized that it was dealing with a creature four times larger than it that wasn't afraid to whack it on the damn head.

Well, he does make the best mac 'n' cheese in the universe. Wouldn't want to burn the hands taking it out of the microwave.

Is that Katniss fucking Everdeen? Because holy shit, do I not want my kid playing with a Lego set based on a book where children are forced to kill each other.

I was trying to find an animated gif of it. In retrospect, I am glad that I was not successful.

The teaser looks good to me, but here is my impressions of the ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION in here:

I just don't get how these guys are referred to as "alleged robbers" and "suspects." When you get something like this on video, how is it still a suspicion or an allegation?

I had a daughter last year. She is nine months old right now and she loves taking baths with both me and with her mother. She could care less that we're naked because she is innocent. Seeing a dick or a vagina doesn't shatter your innocence and turn you into an abused person.

I actually did shower with my father when I was about three. So, having actually lived through it and not having been traumatized by it, in fact, having been raised in a household where my parents weren't terrified of me learning about the human body, or about me later asking questions about sex, because they were…

You are arguing a logical fallacy. You are equating innocent, sex/guilt-free familial nudity with child molestation and rape, when in the actual reality of the world, they are not the same things.

It's an entirely different culture, man. Hell, familial nudity is nothing unique or scary; Scandanavian, Japanese, many European countries, and probably many American families have no great issue with it.

Andy Serkis wasn't available yet? Fuck off, Cinema Sins, this was Jim Henson's last feature-length movie.

Back inna day, I had a single map that I kept building and building outward from a central point. Desert terrain? Build something that would make sense to be in the desert. Jungle terrain? Pipe some lava to the surface, build some jungle ruins in the style of the Mayans (which was considerably more fun than I thought…

"...strongly believe the backers will end up getting far more value and a far better result than they originally anticipated when they backed this project."

It IS still early in the day, but I'm going to go ahead and say that this has won the Internet for the day.

I know, right? I really want to love this thing and I really want to want to buy it, but it just doesn't feel like a guar should. Sigh.

Why is a Yuuzhan Vong beating up Cap? Did I miss some Disney-Marvel-Star Wars crossover?

So wait, the Fox News people thought this thing would be damaging and scary to kids, and so to test this out, they took this potentially damaging and scary sign and showed it to a child?