That's just like, your opinion, man.

The whole purpose of the line is to make unbranded, easily customizable figures. They say it in the first sixty seconds of the kickstarter video.

Here's the rundown: It's your typical "boy in a mech to fight other mechs" type anime, only set in a medieval-style world with "mech" replaced by "giant humanoid monster."

Goodness. Watching him deadlift that thing made my hernia rupture.

Honestly, $30 or so for the set isn't bad, considering by the time it makes its way over here and ends up in your local comic shop it'll retail for $50.

Thematically, releasing those two at the same time is a great idea. Merida continuing to be plagued by mischievous, if not outright evil magic, is a great continuation of her journey as a character, and Maleficent being a dick to another princess just because is also a nice touch.

Instant deportation. Good Lord.

Hi! I didn't appear in the original artwork, and the illustrator just said, "Fuck it" and threw me in here with no regards to composition or aesthetic! Tee-hee!

I know I'm not supposed to feed the trolls, but I just couldn't resist tweeting this to him:

Hey, cameraman, HOW ABOUT YOU QUIT FUCKING PANNING AROUND THE STAGE FOR THREE FUCKING SECONDS

You're not the only one. I had to go into the page source to find it. It's a Twitter post:

Maybe it's just the macro photography you've got going here, but the plastic on the figure looks REALLY cheap.

Is this Tyra Banks? She looks like a damn alien. What the fuck is up with her face?

The funny thing about that is, even when he's dancing around in drag in front of the mirror, I never got the impression that he was any less manly. His character just like dressing in drag. Look at how he responds to the prince barging in. A moment of surprise, then he takes charge and stalks right up to the guy…

Bryan Singer does not enjoy putting women in his movies... but he does enjoy putting himself in young men.

As someone who was in the military, you don't NOT go into the military because you think there's a chance you'll get PTSD or maimed or killed; you go into the military in spite of these things because your sense of civic duty outweighs your own sense of selfish entitlement and you believe that you should actively…

Meanwhile, I'm a suburban white dad who will view himself as a complete fucking failure if his kids get inked up. If you told me I could pay $1,000 bucks to insure my kids never get tats or fucking nose rings, I'd pay it.

Because Yubaba takes names.

Hey now... loving the Sound of Music does not make you gay.

How else is Jezebel going to get you to click the headline?