Well, before the ES MMO took off in development, everyone kept pointing out how Skyrim actually contained the entire land-mass of Tamriel in it, it was just inaccessible unless you hacked your way out of the main map.

I've been following this mod for a while now, as Morrowind is my all-time favorite game, but a community project that has REALLY got my interest is Tamriel Rebuilt.

It happened to me back in 2009. A particularly vile troll who constantly harassed me on an old blog looked up my real name and then called the cops out to my house, claiming I was suicidal and was a danger to myself.

Does she seriously live in Tony Montana's mansion?

Half-life 3 confirmed?

ROACH is always hiring. You lookin' for a job, buddy?

Yes, but does the ring dissolve in water and blow up a building?

Chairface Chippendale approves.

Hey, sailor.

Three scheduled announcements?

Well if app developers would just design their damn apps to work cross-platform, we wouldn't have to.

He completely ripped this entire bit off of Tim Minchin. Normally I think Oswalt is pretty funny, but this is a pretty blatant joke steal.

HALF LIFE 3 DEVELOPED BY ACTIVISION CONFIRMED

It's premiering ON Roosterteeth. Monty is producing it exclusively through them.

...a fellow Roosterteeth enthusiast?

As a queer man (which doesn't mean gay,) with two gay best girl friends, yes. Absolutely yes.

That's not Luke, though. The helmet's wrong.

As a former military guy myself who never gave in to the urge to jerk it in the field:

Damn, man. That's probably the single most uncool thing you can do in a comment. Have some fucking couth and post a spoiler tag in your main comment and the actual spoiler in the reply.