I bought a World of Nintendo Skyward Sword Link figure last year and I’ve been dying to put his faithful horse Epona with him ever since. Of course, Epona is not a figure that Nintendo has licensed in any scale, so I have thus far been frustrated in my longing.

There are always fan-produced Star Trek projects floating around. There have been since the original series, actually. I feel like right now, we’re living in Peak Trek, what with Star Trek Continues (which I’ve done several write-ups on for the O-Deck), Axanar, Star Trek: of Gods and Men, and Star Trek Phase II. Heck,…

Anakin Skywalker had many faults which the Jedi Council were concerned about: fear, anger, aggression, and it was heavily hinted towards the end of The Clone Wars that some of the Masters were aware of, or at least suspicious of, his relationship with Amidala. Even Anakin’s own padawan knew the truth.

Good morning, faithful readers. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Come on in, and try not to track any ash onto the carpets.

This is ThursdayTales.

Hello, and welcome to my penultimate entry for ThursdayTales.

Greetings, travelers. Those lights on the horizon? Those are the star spawn of the Great Unnamed Ones making their escape from the crust of this world. Be wary; for children in distress often attract the attention of their parents.

Welcome to ThursdayTales.

Good morning, Precious, and welcome to ThursdayTales!

Come in, come in. We mustn’t lurk in doorways; it’s rude. One might question your upbringing.

Hello, and welcome to ThursdayTales.

After many perils and adventures, we came at last to that sacred, blasphemous land beyond the Plains of Leng:

ThursdayTales.

Hello and welcome to ThursdayTales, the place where we speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men, and Japanese to our horses.

This week we have a pretty passel of potboilers from our phriendly playwrights... so let’s get this show on the road!

Good morning, all you hep cats and hoopy froods.

This here’s ThursdayTales.

Hey hey HEY! What did I tell you about pissing on hospitality?!

Get your ass in here and read ThursdayTales, you!

Star Trek Continues, the single best fan series you’re not watching, is back with their fourth episode.

Come on in, we’ve laid out a fine meal for our visitors, and if there’s one thing we all know, it’s that you don’t piss on hospitality.

I guess you could say Saruman cried out in a...
*puts on sunglasses*
Fell voice.

Hello, and welcome to ThursdayTales.

I stood over my daughter’s crib in the dim rectangle of light from the hallway, watching her chest rise and fall. Her mouth was slightly open in her sleep, the barest hints of snoring rising from her.

Good morning, and welcome to ThursdayTales. Try not to shed the blood of any Saxon men while you’re here, please.

Look, if I have to face Monday morning, I’m dragging each and every last one of you along with me kicking and screaming.

Hello, and welcome to ThursdayTales. It was not curiosity that caused you to click this link... but desire.

I apologize for that headline. I am not being the Vulcan Mr. Spock knows I can be.

Hello, and welcome to ThursdayTales.