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Can you guys do me a favor? I don't know what the hell is going on with Etsy, but my vintage shop used to get hundreds of views a day, for like, the last year. Hundreds. And now I have to work my ass off to even break 100, and my sales are half of what they used to be. If any of you are into vintage stuff, or know…

I threw up twice more and it is so painful when your stomach is empty. The worst time was when the lovely doc surprised me with a rough vaginal exam, DURING a contraction and everything in my body screamed - NO, stuff is going OUT not coming IN. I started to heave again and I felt gushes more of amniotic fluid…

I suffered extreme post partum depression and even as that fog has cleared a year past child birth I wonder if I didn't make a mistake. Not that my child is a mistake but that I was mistaken in thinking I was cut out to be a mother. I'm grateful to these women for publicly talking about this. If they didn't I wouldn't…

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

This may be the Goopiest post to have ever Gooped. We've reached peak Goop. The world can not get any Goopier.

This would be cute if these guys were like...16. They're too old to be viewing this for the very first time.

This is actually Mr. BallofStess' insane travel story, but its so good I have to share! When he was 16, his family went to Greece for a summer vacation. One afternoon, on the island of Crete, he, his mom, and his dad rented a car and drove to a local beach for the day. As it got to be dinner time, they packed up and…

Also, I want a food + gumshoe name! Call me Nourishment Nancy Drew! NO! CARBO-HARDY BOYS.

You know that open-ended question you gals posed not long ago, asking readers what we'd like to read more of on Jezebel?

Not this.

I don't have a screen door on my second floor balcony and my cat likes to sit up there and take in the night air. One night at 3am I woke up to the familiar howl of a cat with a trophy. Generally these are mice that my cat has caught so she either eats them or I take them by the tail and throw them off the balcony for…

A few years ago, in my free-wheeling salad days, I spent a few months backpacking through China before travelling down into northern Pakistan to teach English for six months. It was such a great adventure. I spoke about ten words of Mandarin, but man, I had fun. I especially loved Xinjiang, in the far west of China,…

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

My husband had no less than 6 affairs during the course of our marriage (that I knew about), but after discovering 4, it was pretty easy to see the tell tale signs of affair number 5.

Try as I might, the dude would just NOT fess up. I needed to know, because this one was the final death knell of the marriage (just…

Should have listened hands and arms inside should have listened hands and arms inside YO HO YO HO A FINGERLESS LIFE FOR ME

This seems like an appropriate time to share this story.

that's cute and all, but it's no bunny nanny.