But...but...but...the discounts!

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She sparkled today: [www.guardian.co.uk] If that came in evening-gown form, I'd order one. With the hat.

I'd make sure the gun is well hidden...but as long as you're polite and keep your distance, what more does she want? She doesn't sound terribly mature. Good luck...

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Yes! Or you could message him, "Please don't be a hypocrite."

I would set some serious ground rules about who/how many people can come hang out at your new apartment (I mean, I would in any situation, but especially given what happened tonight). And I'd leave Shitshow Roommate (and anyone else who participated) off the list.

I'll have you know that my coal-mining daddy was head of the UCLA-Appalachia Alumni Branch for Miners Who've Come a Long Way, Baby.

You might be a bit paranoid. It is actually incredibly easy to obtain birth control. Maybe you are past you prime now, I remember as a kid it was a struggle - but one we have won. All FDA approved methods of birth control are FREE.

I find wild-caught peanut butter has a slightly gamey taste...

I cannot believe someone approved this comment.

Ah, illiteracy is not limited to programming. Good to know.

Your star came off from a comment on the eyelash piece; I remember seeing it. [jezebel.com]

Good point! For example, all those 4.4 million children under the age of 5 who died from infectious diseases in 2010—I don't have to feel that much for them because they are "not of my demographic." Why didn't I think of that sooner?

Yes, there are many Lori Anne Madisons floating around Berlin and Warsaw.

Did you watch the video? She talks like a six-year-old.

Comment of the Year. ;)

Finding cool fabric is half the fun, I think! I make baby quilts for friends' kids, and the one I'm doing now uses this fabric (NY baby; family is moving to Germany): [www.fabric.com] :) I could seriously spend hours (cough cough have spent) going through their kids' fabrics. (ETA: And I like how they find…

Yes. It's just one of the many headdesk moments I've had when reading that list. (Had to switch to digest because I was getting a giant welt on my forehead.) ;) I mean, the comment came from a reasonable question about common-law trademark and a cease-and-desist letter, but the responses were just nuts.

You're welcome. :) Good luck, and thanks for the heart!