@Cassandra.Sandra.Dee: Silver lining: all the bedbugs you avoided!

Wow. You could grate cheese with those abs.

I would like to nominate this post for a Dirtbag Pulitzer. Or at least take it to dinner.

Vikings are great machines. I think my mom has the kind where you can program stitches. It is amazing. Have fun! If you decide to go all Etsy, be sure to let us know. :)

@RidingWestward: Ooh, what did you order? I used to quilt, and am forever tempted when I walk by sewing-machine places. (And fabric stores pretty much spell the end of self-control, for me.)

@LaComtesse: Yesssssss. I was peeved, particularly because I thought the payoff would come in the form of Fallon or Colbert announcing a donation to charity or social-media call to action or whatnot. And then absolutely nothing. So yes, a giant ad. I was not impressed.

Glasses-wearers, help me out. Are there even any lenses in SJR's frames? And why, if not, is this infuriating?

@TheRaconteurasaurus: I'd try a Michael's (or other crafts store)—they probably have Easter cookie cutters out already, and maybe, in a pinch, that can be used to cut the cakelets after baking (instead of baking in a tulip-shaped mold)? Otherwise, Williams-Sonoma or Sur La Table probably have flower-shaped stuff—but…

It's to the right of the comment timestamp; if you can't see the arrow pointing backward, mouse near there until you see #!#. That's how to reply. I think. :) #redesign

The only ad I'm getting with AdBlock is a brief layover of sheep (though what sheep have to do with Pepcid, I prefer not to know).

[jezebel.com] #redesign

Yep, I have the same problem. #redesign

I think it's here, [jezebel.com]

@Mademoiselle_Elle: I really can't see where you went wrong: you emailed the director in advance, you made a decision in favor of academics, you went on with your life. I wouldn't waste time letting people guilt you on this. If the director's pissed, too bad: part of studying abroad (and college) is making adult…

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: I'm grateful, though, that it wasn't titled "Stick a Fork in Rosa Parks."

@elijabet: Aw! So cute. :) It looks like the perfect mix of let's-us-adults-drink and let's-us-kids-do-crafts! What I mean to say is: it looks like fun is about to be had by all!

@PintoBeans: If the first person listed is Kay Carver, then I think it's a template...because that's what I get, and I have a free account, too.

I think Liz Lemon had a bigger bump.

@Curt Cole: Thanks!

Here's hoping that the key dangling from Paz de la Huerta's hem unlocks the rest of the Hershey's Couture Vault, because I, too, would like a chocolate gown.