Hope someone told the moddle about the pickpockets on tram 22.

Please! Save some dapper for the rest of us.

God bless my nearly all-female, feminist office.

@Maritsa: The day-on-your-own thing is great advice. It works well for me and Mr. S.: he gets his technical museum, and I get my art museum.

As a lazy intramurals lifer, I and my stoner anti-varsity friends feel vindicated.

@Charlotte Corday: Seconded. Not a whole lot of detail in the Slate bit.

She does rock the valkyrie warrior-mama look.

Kirsten Dunst, proud supporter of Take-a-Techie-to-Breakfast Day.

I'm another so-called trailing spouse, and a happy one, so far; it's meant good career opportunities for me and plenty of travel. If you're a nomad at heart, you'll thrive.

@sayanything: Yeah, come sit next to me. I can't visualize myself pushing anything in a stroller but a bunch of manuscript pages, for better or worse.

I was into it for a second, but only while misreading one of their "Conversation" quotes from Lily Tomlin that should have said "Think of the universe as one big orgasm"...when it was really "organism." Darn.

It doesn't sound so bad, really; it looks like the producers drilled the show's audience into her head: "Moms plus kids! Moms plus kids!"

@OSallyTheAlleyCat: Paging Demi Moore...

Note to self: buy another five years' worth of the Pill.

Why no custom embossing? I want one that says "Make your own damn breakfast."

@haguenite: that's more or less how I spent all my Spring Breaks. My version of Cancun was "WOO HOO, Edith Wharton and the construction of the feminine!" Screw the beads, got the degrees! :)

@EdnasEdibles: I think this is my favorite moment in all of literature. Thanks for the memories!

H&M and Zara continually bring out new stuff because the clothes dissolve almost as soon as you leave the shop. Is it wrong to want an $18 top to last at least one wash cycle? Better yet, get Roberto Cavalli to come over here and hand wash my fall-season crap.