Oops, meant as a reply.

Squatter. Spammer. Same difference. http://jezebel.com/people/scoobydoodandy1

Please. Take it to HuffPo if you want to call people names. Read more

Jesus Christ, are these people twelve years old? http://jezebel.com/groupthink/forum?post=54854348

Well, friends, this is me: https://twitter.com/EFSlattery If anyone's going to out me, it's going to be for my secret (oops) love of Kraft boxed mac-and-cheese; everything else, I've already droned on about in mundane detail here and elsewhere. Read more

I'm beginning to think that this is just a script: http://jezebel.com/groupthink/forum?post=54390524 (None of these show up in the commenter's "Comments" section.) Doesn't that violate the TOS, then?

"My classmate's mother makes $71/hour working on the computer!" http://jezebel.com/people/normanbatesnow Read more

Yeah, that's not how we roll: http://jezebel.com/groupthink/forum?post=54347730

Hello, Oppositelock. I used to follow the Jez-Oppo #Groupthink car threads, Way Back When. I miss 'em. But I have an unrelated question... Someone in a writers' group I belong to (don't judge) sent out this query about what swoon-worthy vintage French car she should give a character in her mss, and I thought y'all… Read more

http://jezebel.com/people/Burning.Man.2 No no no no no no no no no no no no no. Read more

For the "Rejected Hallmark Cards" pile: http://jezebel.com/5955586/?post=53946282

I'm sorry; you seem to be looking for Bigots R Us. Read more

Spam spam spam: http://jezebel.com/people/HellenaBrownNice

Scintillating. Read more