SmaugsWife
SmaugsWife
SmaugsWife

It was in a Friends episode and went kind of viral, before going viral was a thing.
It's based on the notion that ammonia disables certain jellyfish species' stinging cells, but there's a few things wrong here.
1) There is no ammonia in pee unless you leave it for days and process the hell out of it
2) Ammonia doesn't

I was on vacation internationally on this tiny island and the staff was telling us to watch out for while snorkeling and stuff. Jelly fish, lion fish, rays and such. They asked if we knew what to do if we got stung. A fellow American's hand shot up, "YOU PEE ON IT!"

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Dress skinny? Face it, fellow commuters: you're lucky if I dress clean.

100% do's, not a single don't

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

I know, and I don't disagree with you. It's just not surprising. :/ I guess what I'm trying to say, in a jumbled way, is that for most of us, when we worked shit jobs for shit wages, harassment has been the norm. I think it's a confluence of factors- when you have a female workforce, and you are talking about a

Yay for men from classic Hollywood! We always focus on old iconic bombshells like Marilyn Monroe but forget about the heartthrobs. You can have young Newman (who I like too) and I'll have young Brando. Granted, Newman aged way more gracefully than Brando did. But still... fully clothed or not, even Brando's most

OMG!

Dead food will also be eaten even if the guest has a bite or two of it because you're in the middle of a double, didn't get a chance to eat because the entire city came in around the time you were supposed to go on break and you got tripled sat along with picking up the entire patio because the "down time" servers

Buster Bluth Guide to being a Pick Up Artist: