Not all animals are the same. Male dolphins are basically rapists by nature and sexually assault human females with surprising frequency. Sometimes 2 male bottle nosed dolphins will kidnap a female dolphin and keep her for a few weeks, taking turns copulating with her. Also, it's not unusual for a male dolphin to…
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Do people *let* their dogs hump their legs? I got mine a teddy bear. Well, I didn't get it for her, it was originally mine but she was more than welcome to keep it after she deflowered it so roughly it lost an arm.
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What an ass-hat of an attorney.
I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.
"I'm furious that my parents ingrained in me from a very young age that I should never wear heels because I should always be ready to run at a moment's notice"
The diseased manhammer is my penis.
Slightly OT, I am wondering if you have ever heard of a shrimp mold. It seems to be a Cajun potluck contribution. I thought, "well, I'm not picky, I'll just try it out. " NO NO NO NO NO. What's worse is the taste WOULD BE good, but it's gelatinous, which basically makes me have a gag reflex. DO YOU WANT GELATINIZED…
Sesame covered mochi filled with sweet red bean paste = yummy.
Am I the only one who actually likes red bean pastries? My ex is Chinese, and we went to some boss Chinese bakeries that had awesome red bean buns.
"He wanted to break me and that's something he couldn't do. Because you can't break someone that's already been broken. You can only make them stronger."
Folks, society has A Problem. The Problem is that women are winning too much bread versus the men, who themselves…
I personally don't even mind the uniboob look. I kinda like it in fact... My boobs are chameleons and can change shape woohoo
Last year, Victoria's Secret announced a new frontier in tit innovation: sports bras that don't squish boobs down…
I would please like to high five every comment in this particular thread thank you.
Yeah, we can buy beer and wine at the Walgreens here in Texas. All you have to do is put up with the governor occasionally firing a gun into the air like Yosemite Sam and telling you all the solutions to the region's environmental problems are to "pray to Jesus" for rain and whatnot. Also the painful disintegration…
Plant bukkake? Must be nice not to be allergic to the gross reproductive habits of flora.
Is that the one at Typhoon Lagoon? I went on that in 1991. I remember lying flat at the top of the ride, the attendant pushing me off to get things started, and coming off of the slide and freefalling for several seconds before the slide's slope brought me back into contact. I learned then how I would face death:…