“Famous Women are Expected to be Conventionally Attractive and Famous Men Dont Have to Be” would be a better headline. 

I can’t see a giant puppy not tasting literally everything it can. That was the most normal part of the trailer.

and think of his big red scrotum!

“That sounds like work; what if we half-ass it instead?”

To be fair I think the riders were equally at fault. They were riding far too close to each other to be able to stop safely in the event of an accident, were taking up both lanes of the road (poor driving etiquette) and had their bikes been equipped with a bell, they’d have been able to warn the lady of their…

“Woman holds up sign reading “You’re All Winners!” Accidentally kills 10 people.”

...but you can’t sue people for being people.

Woman holds up sign reading “You’re All Winners!” Accidentally kills 10 people.

Yeah, I think for most people, the no shoes indoors thing is more about dirt and the elements than about germs and trace pesticides. I am also the person in my house who loses their shit when I step in a wet spot. My dad tramps around the house in his shoes, and he basically leaves a trail of dirt or snow or mud after…

This article is the kind of stuff rude people would use to bullshit their way out of taking off their shoes in other people’s home.

Wrong. Wrong. And did say wrong?

Where I live it’s rainy most of the year when it’s not snowing, so the issue is mud and wet tracks on the carpet with wearing shoes. Or melting snow spots on the carpet in the winter.  Also, if I step on a cold wet spot on the carpet in my socks during the winter I will go unhinged and come at you like a spider monkey…

Eh, at age 19 I was defying and disagreeing with my parents about plenty.

Lol, what?

Why is this the take you decided to have?

Can’t tell if trolling.....

Maybe this is a precursor to a hybridization of iOS/MacOS. I sure hope so. 

Yeah but it's thinner ram. That's what matters on a desktop pc

This was it, this was the time she could have just been like, You know what? Yep that’s me, here you go. She has a clothing brand that she routinely shows women of all sizes and shapes on the website....talks about how normal it is to not be perfect. The feedback she was getting on that photo was great. And she looked…

I’m waiting for someone to point out where in the original photo she looks like she isn’t fit? Her stomach is flat, her ribs are slightly showing, and she has a clearly defined waist. What the fuck is even wrong with that photo? I find it bizarre. It looks just like what she’s showing on instagram, except from a front…