You can’t not.

I stand up because I find airline seats incredibly uncomfortable at best, and painful at worst. How am I affecting you by standing up exactly? If you are comfortable to remain seated, consider yourself fortunate. 

These devices don’t really do anything that a smartphone doesn’t do. I find it odd that there are people who are paranoid about a Google Home or Echo device, but walk around with a cellphone all day. 

Just move your lazy ass out of the way

Is Juul a sponsor or something? What’s with all the “leave this obvious public health risk alone!” libertarian turn around here?

I get enough notes and emails. Please don’t send me more. I’m quite aware you are happy you got an interview.

Reclined seats are an affront to civilized behavior

SILENCE

No

*Your

If you think that’s child porn then you must agree with the ref’s ruling

You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is

I just made essentially the same comment.

“Put it on the grill, flip it one time. Don’t touch it.

The lengths white people will go to to construct elaborate fictions to excuse racism. 

I don’t think you understand how this works, Grandpa

Definitely going to take advice from a guy who can’t assemble a thought without “ya”

I know that my son has way more energy right now than a little girl his age and he needs to get that out because he’s a boy.

what’s the point when you can just strap on a jotunn or erentil or whatever and do the same thing?

Name one company that has committed to one connected type for longer.

Name one company that has committed to one connected type for longer.