If you don’t want to be cartoonishly nice, don’t work in the service industry. Work in an office like the rest of us assholes.

I think the level of niceness in places further west seems insincere and suspect.

“It merely points out the irony of someone pushing gun control while wearing the flag of a country that was oppressed by a communist, anti-gun regime. Pretty simple, really.”

Jess Hughes isn’t in QOTSA...

So blow every germ in the room onto your food?

As an adult male you should know it’s not the piss you’re washing off

HOT TAKE

WHITE PEOPLE

Why would you drive a TJ if you wanted to look modern?

But when you’ve never had what everyone tells you is a universal experience for all women, you look for reasons as to how and why.

I don’t ask my loved ones to watch me work. That’s my boss’ job.

Comic Scott actually has an excuse

Are there people who expect their spouses to come to their rec league sports games? That sounds terrible.

Telling someone you are pro seems like an odd way to ‘play’ them.

I don’t want to blow your mind, but the reason people post photos from their adventures/parties/races is because that’s where people take photos.

White people really like imagining racism.

It’s the reason for the ubiquitous fishing shot.

It’s not like you’ve got a huge list of projects at your door.

Most men think this is what sex is.

How do you get down so dirty?? If it is cold enough to need down everything should be covered in snow. If you are frolicking around in sweat and mud you do not need to be wearing down.